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An Afghanistan woman waits in the corner massaging her privates with pennies rolled in masses of about one hundred or so i thought it was an Afghanistan woman waiting... until she slowly lifted her head, and to my surprise, revealed that she was a cold iron table and chair set. this lovely matching duo was complete with one carnation of sorts floating delicately in a pool of sweet smelling water in a small indentation of the table's eggplant-shaded glass surface. I've often been known to make this mistake.  

-- R J K, Jr

Maybe if my name were different, i could be important. maybe if my eyes were a different color, I would see things differently. Maybe if I were a woman, I could love myself the way I long to be loved. Maybe these things aren't as important as we make them out to be, but give me a gun and I'll show you a good time.

 

BANG.....BANG.....BANG.....

.....the door opens

.....
"how long have you been waiting?"

"my entire life."

"are you ready?" He looks himself over and pulls out a cigarette, "I'm a little nervous."

"the worst part is over..." After a disconcerting pause, the calming voice continues... "now the hard part begins."

-- R J K, Jr

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